Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Who's got a sodium chloride surge?

I've got a sodium chloride surge!

\o/

For the first time, the OvaCue and the Ov-Watch are in agreement.  Maybe the new OvaCue brains are more susceptible to groupthink. I don't know whether to be delighted or suspicious, but I'm going to go with it.

Friday and Saturday, we baby dance!

JUST KIDDING. We're lesbians. We don't do the nasty to get children. We make a nice pot of tea and, in between sips from bone china teacups,  decorously insert a syringe. Then we braid each other's hair.

If that doesn't work, we break into people's houses and steal them, or else we stay home and dress domesticated animals in costumes.

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