Monday, June 18, 2007

CD1: 7 Things That Don't Make You Pregnant

1) Rubbing progesterone cream on your inner thighs.

2) Applying to jobs to make it a very inconvenient time to get pregnant.

3) Looking at your pregnancy test strips under a full-spectrum lightbulb, to ensure that you don't miss any hint of the color pink.

4) An HSG.

5) Developing the ability to smell dog vomit that no one else can smell.

6) Moping.

7) Failing to carry pads/Instead/other blood-catching technology with you.

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